Ya mummas so everything!

- Ya mums so fat she went on the scale & it said'one person at a time please.'


- Ya mums so fat when she tried to dial 999 the slim fast brigade came running.


- Ya mums so small when she jumped off the toilet seat she sprained her ankle.


- Ya mums so small she needed a 5 ft ladder & a pair of 6 inch shoes to kiss her son.


- Ya mums so skinny she can hula hoop with a cheerio.


- Ya mums so skinny she ate a meatball & thought she was pregnant.


- Ya mums so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon.


- Ya mums nose is so ugly it makes Micheal Jackson look good.


- Ya mums so fat she ate a chocolate sunday & left out the cherry to lose weight.


By Saj Madiar