Old Woman

There once was a 60 year old woman who suddenly developed a terrible itch in her private area. Not knowing what was wrong she went to her docter.


"doctor" she said "help i have a terrible itch in my private area, im a virgin and i cant figure out what is wrong with me."


The doctor told the woman she most likely had crabs.


"how can this be?" the woman said "i am a virgin, i have never been with a man."


she left and went to another doctor for a second opinion. this time she went to a very old and very wise doctor.


"doctor" she said "help i have a terrible itch in my private area, im a virgin and i cant figure out what is wrong with me."


again the doctor told her she may have crabs


"how can this be?" the woman said "i am a virgin, i have never been with a man."


the old wise doctor took a look and looking up at the old woman said "well i hate to tell you this but it looks as if your cherry has rotted and you have fruit flys."