The Three Foods

There were three kids that needed a place to stay for the night. They saw a
house and knocked..... A farmer answered the door and the kids asked if they
could stay the night. The farmer said yes and told them to sleep in the barn but
no matter what DON'T eat his wife's fresh baked pie. So the kids went to sleep.
It was 5:00am when they woke up and they were so hungry that they ate the pie.
On the next day the farmer was going to punish them and he told them to go pick
one fruit each. So thy did. The first kid came back with an orange and the
farmer out it up his nose! The second kid came back with a cherry and the farmer
put it up his nose! Both kids started laughing and laughing. The farmer said why
is you laughing this were supposed to hurt. They said we saw the third kid
picking a watermelon.