Catholics Jokes

Catholics Jokes

Funeral Speeches


Three men went up to heaven to meet with St. P...

Walking on Water


Two Rabbis and a priest go fishing. When the t...

The Nun's Innocence


What's the height of innocence?


A nun who wo...

The Pope's New Camera


A member of the paparazzi is looking in the wi...

The Lord's Prayer


A mother was teaching her 3 year old daughter ...

Adam, Are You Cheating on Me?


Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their...

Birds on the Roof


A priest, a minister, and a rabbi were sitting...

Bible


There was this Christian lady that had to do a...

Sick Sunday


A little girl and her mother were in church wh...

Which Service


One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little ...

The Ditcher


As a young man, Norton was an exceptional golf...

Car in Heaven


Three guys died; when they got to the pearly g...

The Confessional


A drunk was staggering down the main street of...

No Devil


One evening, a young woman came home from a da...

The Priest and the Bus Driver


A bus driver and a priest died and were standi...

I Have to Whisper


A mother took her little boy to church. While ...

Satan comes for a visit


Picture it: rural area, Sunday morning, church...

3 Hymns


The Sunday before Christmas, a pastor told his...

Pray for Me


At church one Sunday during alter prayer, this...

3 guys die, a miss understanding


3 Guys wait in line to get into heave, as they...

Guide to Heaven


A man died and went to heaven. An angel was sh...

Three Preachers


There were three Preachers on a lake and in a ...

One Really Good Deed Needed at the Pearly Gates


A guy is at the Pearly Gates, hoping to be adm...

Which Bra?


Once a man walked in to the ladies department ...

Nunz


The head nun walks into the room and announces...