3 guys die, a miss understanding

3 Guys wait in line to get into heave, as they await in front of
the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asks them all, "How did u die?"


The first man said,"Well, you see, i came home early from work
one day because I thought my wife might be cheating on me. So i
came home and saw her in bed naked, but there was no one there.
i looked in the closet, in the bathroom and the cellar. No one
there. i was about to give up when i saw ten little finger
hanging on the window. So i jumped on the ledge and i started
to stomp and punch his fingers. he finally let go,he bounced
down the road, through a bush and into the park,not a scratch on
him. Then i through my fridge and it fell on him and killed him.
i felt so bad that i killed myself afterwards."


St.Peter, "ok you're in"


The second guy said," Well u see, i was cleaning the windows of
an apartment building and then the ropes of the platform broke
and i was hanging by a window ledge. Then out of no where this
guy jumps on the ledge and starts to stomp and punch and fingers
and i finally let go. i bounced down the road through a bush
and into the park, not a scratch on me. then, out of no where a
fridge lands on me and kills me."


St. Peter said, "ok ur in"


The third guy says," well u see, i was fooling around with a
married woman. she said she heard her husband come home, so i
hid in the fridge......."