Which Bra?

Once a man walked in to the ladies department of Macy's one day.
Shyly, he went to the woman at the front desk. "Um," he said, "I
need a bra for my wife." The woman responded, "Which type?" With
this, the man was confused. "There is more than one type?" "Yes,
why don't you look around." He looked and looked, but didn't
know how to choose. So he went back up to the front desk, "How
many types are there?" "Four." she responed. The man was still
confused. Noticing this the lady told him, "The types are
Catholic, Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist
type." "What is the differance?" "Well, the Catholic type holds
up the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts what's fallen, the
Presbyterian type keeps the staunch and upright, and the Baptist
type makes a mountain out of a mole-hill."