The Sunday before Christmas, a pastor told his congregation that
the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to
consider donating a little more than usual into the offering
plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick
out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the
pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000
bill in offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared
his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally
thank the person who placed the money in the plate.
A very quiet, elderly, saintly looking lady all the way in the
back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the
front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how
wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanks asked her
to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over
the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the
church and said, "I'll take him, him and him."
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