Catholics Jokes

Catholics Jokes

Bobby's Prayer


Once a boy named Bobby was praying one night. ...

Fallen From Grace


There's this old priest who got sick of all th...

Gifts to Mom


Three sons left home, went out on their own an...

Drunken Man


A drunken man staggers into a catholic church ...

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Three guys were introduced to a girl.The first...

Pastor Fuzz


One day, Pastor Fuzz is walking down the stree...

Nuns on a bench


There are these two nuns sitting on a park ben...

Col. Sanders


Col. Sanders goes up to the pope and says to h...

Catholic Fish n' Chips


Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a...

Drunk in the Confessional


A drunk walks into a church, and then into the...

What I Did with the Father's Things


Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "...

Books of the Bible


See if you can find 16 books of the Bible in t...

Room Check


There were 100 nuns in a nunnery and a head nu...

Rabbi takes confession


A priest was called away for an emergency. Not...

Thou Shall Not Lie


Once there was a Sunday School teacher who tau...

Siner!


Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "...

Cat Heaven


One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes ...

Trade for Lawn Mower


A preacher was making his rounds to his parish...

The Man Who Lost His Hat


Walking home with a hangover one Sunday mornin...

Who are they?


A man died and arrived at the gates of heaven....

Catholic Priest vs. a Zit


What is the difference between a catholic prie...

For Sunday School


Jonny came home happily liking a big ice cream...

Celebrate


In an ancient monastery in a far away place, a...

Blessings


A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a s...

What heaven's really like


A guy dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter isues...