Walking on Water

Two Rabbis and a priest go fishing. When the three are out on the water,
one Rabbi says, "Oops, I left the cooler in the trunk, I'd better go get
it or we won't be able to eat or drink."


The rabbi proceeds to jump out of the boat and hop across the water. A few
minutes later, he comes hopping back across the lake with the cooler.


The priest sees this and shakes his head in disbelief. He thinks to
himself "Theres only one person I know who can do that and I doubt he's a
Rabbi."


A couple of minutes later, the other Rabbi says, "Oh no, I left my lucky
fishing hat in the car. Nobody ever catches a fish unless I have that hat
on." He then proceeds to get out of the boat and hop across the water to
the shore. A minute later he comes hopping across the lake back into the
boat.


Now the priest is in absolute disbelief. He thinks, "Hmm, there must be
something in the water. I'm going to try this."


The priest says, "Uh-oh, I left my keys in the car. Wouldn't want to lose
those." He then steps out of the boat and falls in the water. He gets out
again and once again goes *splash*.


The two rabbis look at each other and one of them says, "Do you think we
should tell him where the stepping stones are?"