After teaching high school for nearly 20 years, I thought I'd heard every possible excuse for missing homework until one parent sent me this note: Please excuse Lori for not having her algebra homework.

After teaching high school for nearly 20 years, I thought I'd heard every possible excuse for missing homework until one parent sent me this note: Please excuse Lori for not having her algebra homework. The cat had kittens on it last night.

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