A man brought his rabbit into the vets office, he says to the vet "I think my rabbit is dead". The vet looks at the rabbit and say's "yep, your rabbit is dead." The man is very distraught and just cant believe it, he tells the vet "It cant be possible! My rabbit cant be dead! Is there anything else you can do?" The vet brings in his cat and it jumps up and looks at the rabbit and walks away. The vet replies "You see, even the cat wont touch it, your rabbit is dead." The man cry's out "Please there must be something else you can do! My rabbit can't be dead!" The vet then brings in his labrador, the dog jumps up and sniffs the rabbit and walks away. The vet once again states "I'm sorry, your rabbit is dead." The man finally accepts that his rabbit is gone and thanks the vet for his time and asks what he owes. The vet replies $600, the man, astonished cry's out "why does it cost so much for you to just confirm my rabbit is indeed dead??" The vet replies " well, its $200 for the office visit, $200 for the CAT scan and $200 for the Lab test."
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