Cat Jokes

Cat Jokes

I've never understood why women love cats.

I've never understood why women love cats. Cats...

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate.

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 i...

A woman took her dog to the vet.

A woman took her dog to the vet. She said, I th...

Q: What has more lives than a cat?

Q: What has more lives than a cat? A: A frog --...

What do you feed an invisible cat?

What do you feed an invisible cat? Evaporated m...

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Q: What does a cat sleep on?

Q: What does a cat sleep on? A: A caterpillow.

The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven.

The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St Peter...

Punch Lines Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?

Punch Lines Where does a cat go when it loses i...

A cat shows up at the Pearly gates of heaven.

A cat shows up at the Pearly gates of heaven. S...

Q: What do you feed an invisible cat?

Q: What do you feed an invisible cat? A: Evapor...

Entries in a Dog's Diary: 7 am - Oh boy!

Entries in a Dog's Diary: 7 am - Oh boy! A walk...

Cinderella is now 95 years old.

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfill...

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are.

Four men were bragging about how smart their ca...

Hillary Clinton is out jogging.

Hillary Clinton is out jogging. she passes a yo...

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of ...

Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross? A: So it...

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are.

Four men were bragging about how smart their ca...

Q: What does a cat say when he likes something?

Q: What does a cat say when he likes something?...