There were 3 cats in a race. There was an American cat named "One, Two, Three", A german cat named Ein Zrei Drei", and a French cat named "Un, Deux, Trois". The race was to swim across a lake.
The american cat finished first, the german cat came second but the French cat was nowhere to be seen.
why?
because, Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq
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