So if multiple cactus is cacti... NSFW
Would a cat (animal) be cat-i?
Cat Jokes
I asked a librarian
About some books about Pavlov's dogs and Schroe...
Is it common?
A guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, someth...
You name your cat Bowl.
What would the name on the cat's bowl be? It wo...
So I need you guys' idea for jokes?
So a coworker of mine enjoys sleeping so much t...
The Pink and White joke.
There once was a man, and everything he owned w...
Did you hear that Tom Cruise is hiring Rebecca De Mornay for the weekend to help him make cat food?
Yep, it'll be "Friskies" Business!
What breed of cat gets the most action?
Himalayan
Cat always order the newest hipster IPA...
Gets called purr-tentious.
Why did the dog become a lawyer but the cat couldn't?
The cat couldn't pass the "bark exam"
What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus?
A strong reprimand from the ethics committee an...
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying,
"Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am ...
Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ?
How much their husbands make
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
Some guys are talking to eachother
Scientist: I like chemicals
Guy: have you seen...
There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved
There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved,...
The Cat and The Husband
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decid...
My girlfriend told me that she's sick of me pretending I'm a cat
Girlfriend: "I'm sick of you pretending you're ...
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of it's paws, a comm...
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"
Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy...
The military may have invented the Internet
The military may have invented the Internet, bu...
A child brings his hamster to the vet...
and the vet says 'i'm sorry, your hamster died'...