Scientist: I like chemicals
Guy: have you seen nyan cat on YouTube?
Scientist: I've made a neon cat
Guy: have you seen double rainbow all the way?
Scientist: there is a 0.00016728% chance of a double rainbow happening
Guy: have you ever gone on reddit?
Scientist: do to my calculations we're inside of Reddit
Guy: what, HOW?
Scientist: look, you have no body
Guy: wha- how?
Scientist: look outside the box!
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