There was a rover on Mars
This rover was on Mars, looking for life forms....
Cat Jokes
It's kind of obvious why Western countries don't eat cat
Can you imagine how costly it must be to kill t...
An English professor told his class that they wouldn't be meeting for a few weeks.
"I don't want you to worry," said the professor...
"Why is my cat at school today".
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
Bernie Sanders walks into a college bar on Friday Night....
One of his aides turns off the music, another c...
Take me to Vet.
Wife: How are you feeling?
Husband: Very sick,...
So there are two Cats...
The first cats name is one-two-three and the se...
How can a cat walk with no feet?
He can't, it's impawsible.
How do you cause a riot at a cat show?
Open a can
A man knocks on a lady's door to let her know he accidentally ran over her cat...
-I'm terribly sorry ma'am, and I would like to ...
What does a Jewish cat say at weddings?
Meowzel tov
'I am going to eat that p*ssy
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
Why don't cats like online shopping?
They prefer a cat-alogue.
What did the cat say to the banana?
Banana.
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What did the cow say to the banana...
A cat walks into his boss's office
The boss cat asks, "Well, have you found seatin...
What children think
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
I bought my friend a cat for their room.
They said thank you I like cats. I said you're ...
What did the cat...
Say to the person?
Nothing, because cats don't ...
Merry Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. A poor old lady was sitti...
A Tiger Wedding
A tiger was getting married and all animals att...
How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it.
(This ...
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar...
...and he doesn't.
Joke of century
There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved,...