How do you make a cat bark?
Wrap it around a tree
Cat Jokes
How do you make a cat bark like a dog?
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at ...
Cat Joke
just kitten.
What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?
Half a cat.
What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?
Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.
My cat is an artist
He drew blood
What do you feed a disappearing cat?
Evaporated milk
A cat walked in to a cobblers..
..SHOE!
New Stephen King book!
I hear that Stephen King is writing a new book ...
When does a cat need milk?
Right meow... I know, the joke sucked. I'm goin...
I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween.
I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now...
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
I ain't got cats in my bank account.
There are two cats by the river
The first is named "One, Two, Three" while the ...
The teacher asked Jimmy...
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
Two cats race across an ocean
Two cats decide to have a race, swimming across...
Heres a joke only smart people get quickly and dumb people will take forever to figure out
So a dog walks up to a cat.
The dog asks the c...
Daddy, did you ever eat cat food when you were little?
"Yeah, but it didn't taste very good." She smi...
second language
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. F...
Dear Lover, Thanks for putting up with a nosy, lazy, antisocial diva like
my cat. Love, Ms. Perfect.
Swimming Cats
There are 2 cats, an English cat and a French c...
When a Black Hole Crosses Your Path
Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a ca...
I got a cat the other day.
I had to swerve, but I got it.