and the vet says 'i'm sorry, your hamster died'. the child started crying and the mother asked if he was sure and if there was anything he could do.
The vet went to the back brought out a black lab, which proceeded to bark at the hamster with no response.
still not convinced, they requested if anything else could be done. the vet went to get a cat, which hissed and swatted at the hamster with no response. after this the family came to terms with the hamsters death.
the bill is given to the family and they are charged $500 dollars. the mother says " $500 dollars to tell me a hamster is dead?!?" the vet replied "it normally cost $20 , but you ordered the lab tests and the cat scan".
not new, but haven't seen it on here.
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