Recently I bought a cart that can drive on a vertical plane

So I took it home in a huge box that titled the machine as Model Curiosity; I was excited to see it maneuver around hanging paintings and doorways, or even startle my cat, Jingles.

Later I learned it its fueled upon living animals, in some sick twisted way I was never aware of.

Curiosity killed the cat, and it really drives me up the wall

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