There was a cat with 16 lives
It was run over by a 4x4 and died.
Cat Jokes
Two best friends apart
This joke about two very good friends who grew ...
We wanted to bury our cat Ivy under our ivy
but it was too thick to get through so we renam...
"Hey bro can you leave me some of the snack? You're eating way too much."
I said "sure", then proceeded to put the cat down.
I asked my cat "Who is your favorite President of China?"
According to her it's Mao.
I saw a poster today, somebody was asking “Have you seen my cat?”
So I called the number and said that I didn’t. ...
Proof required.
A man shopping in a supermarket brought his pur...
Schrodinger's cat walk into a bar
And then it didnt.
Did you know that Pope Francis is apparently a big cat-person?
I just read an article that said he was a Cat-H...
What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?
They both have Sandy Claws.
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is...
At the vet's
A man comes hurrying into a vet office, carryin...
My priest's been buying tonnes of kittens lately...
I think he's a Cat-a-holic.
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws; and the o...
Your Duck is Dead--
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterin...
What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?
Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retai...
A woman goes into the local pet shop
and asks the owner for a pet that can
do ever...
I hear the Pope is addicted to watching cats videos
Some say he is a Cat o Holic
Three mice are sitting around, boasting.
The first mouse says, "Mousetraps are nothing! ...
Curiosity has killed my cat....
At least I think it did. I mistook Schrodinger'...
Curiosity killed the cat..
Curiosity is my dog.
Curiosity killed the cat...
NASA sincerely apologizes...
My cat jumped
at my Display Case....
It was a cat-has-trophy
Today I decided to play Mario as a cat.
Because I would get 9 lives instead of 3.