A man hated his wife's cat

Mr. Peppers, so he drove the cat to a park and left him. When the man got back, Mr. Peppers was walking up the driveway. The next day, he drove Mr. Peppers to another town and booted him out. THe man arrived home to find Mr. Peppers asleep in his chair. Finally, the man drove 20 miles away, turned right, then left, over a mountain, diwn into a valley, through a river, into a thick forest and dumped the cat. Hours later he called his wife,

"Honey, is Mr. Peppers home?"

"Yes," said his wife. "Why?"

"I'm lost and I need him to give me directions home."