"Hello, is this the circus?"

"Yes it is, how can I help you"

"I saw your ad online for a circus trainer. Are you still hiring?

"Yes we are. We are looking for a world-class trainer. We are ready to offer the best salary and benefits of all trainers. However, you have to keep in mind that the interview and selection process is extremely tough and competitive, and if you don't have what it takes to be a world-class trainer, then it's not worth wasting both our and your time. Can you tell me more about yourself, though?"

"Oh, I don't really have any talents as I'm just your typical mutt. But my friend the cat found your ad online and we both decided that this position would be the best fit for our master, so that's why we called."

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