Taxidermist
My brother tired of being a taxidermist after ...
Cat Jokes
Cat Hospital
Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital?
A: To ...
Cats and toast
If toast always lands butter-side down, and ca...
Silly Questions
1.If you throw a cat out of the window, does i...
Deep Thoughts
Some DEEP THOUGHTS to start off your week with...
YOU KNOW NO ONE LOVES YOU IF...
- The pet cat got better food than you did.
-...
Note: All "real men" answer "C" to all of...
Note: All "real men" answer "C" to all of thes...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field?
Because they...
Cat in the Way
Two church members were going door to door, an...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with...
Kids' Advice to Kids
"Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patric...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A toma...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where dri...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter...
One day O'Leary decided to visit his friend Pa...
Va una monja en un
Va una monja en un taxi, varios minutos despu�...
Singing
one day mrs. flatnose was getting ready for wo...
UNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM
University: ______________________
To: Profes...
The Top 14 Signs Your Cat Has "Mad Cat Disease"
14> By sharpening his claws on the chair le...
Instrument flying guide for animal lovers
Having detailed the concept of attitude contro...
Dumb Blonde
There were three women that broke out of jail....
Warm and Moist
MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT L...
Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has the paws before the claws and the o...
The more you run over
The more you run over a cat, the flatter it ge...
How Cold Is It?
40oF Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minne...
Well Done!
A man's house is on fire. No help is in sight ...