The Top 14 Signs Your Cat Has "Mad Cat Disease"


14> By sharpening his claws on the chair leg, he's carved a pretty good likeness of Joaquin Phoenix.


13> Recent hairballs include alarmingly large chunks of postman.


12> "I'm not Fluffy anymore; call me Muhammad al Fluf-Rahim."


11> Catches mice, only to keep them as pets.


10> Starts sending you parts of the dog through the mail.


9> Created a bunker in his litter box.


8> Stacks his hairballs into the shape of Devil's Tower, Wyoming.


7> Has bet it all on the Cubs winning the series this year.


6> That slight "off" smell before it hits the wok.


5> Can't stop purring "Helter Skelter."


4> Now kills mice by sending them through your wood chipper.


3> While cleaning the litter box, you find the bodies of several drifters.


2> Goes on long rants about how the country is really controlled by Jewish dogs.


1> He just coughed up a brainball.


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