Cat Jokes

Cat Jokes

El cura del pueblo, sumamente


El cura del pueblo, sumamente enojado, se quej...

keeping idiots busy


This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat ...

Universal Grade Change Form


University: ______________________
To: Profes...

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof


A man left his cat with his brother while he w...

Mother Mouse Knows B


A mother mouse and her three children crept ou...

$100,000


A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, s...

Little Nancy's Pet


Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a ho...

The Tom Cat & The Ta


A tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a b...

Top 12 Signs You Are Not a Good Cook!


1. Your tapeworm has issued an unconditional s...

You might be a Redneck if..


A cat drowns in your satellite dish.

There was a red head, a burnet, and a blonde....


There was a red head, a burnet, and a blonde.T...

Have you ever wondered?


Why do you need a driver's license to buy liqu...

Redneck quickies 40


You might be a redneck if...


Your husband sp...

Lost Tail


Q: Where does the cat go when it looses it's t...

Tons of Q & A for Kids!


Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A toma...

Did you hear...


Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls o...

Strange name for cats


One day there was a woman who lost her cat nam...

The Top 16 Signs You've Hired the Wrong Interior Decorator


16> He shows up wearing tights and a beach-...

Purchase problems


A little old lady went to the grocery store to...

The Secret Diary of a Cat


DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with...

3 potato sacks


A blonde,black and red were running from the p...

Second Opinion


A man runs into the vet's office carrying his ...

What does a frog say


A mother was reading a book about animals to h...

Famous detective


Q: Who is the most famous cat detective?


A: ...

Cat food


One breakfast time, little Rivkah�s mum asks h...