Kick the cat
Little boy had a bad day at school, stomping t...
Cat Jokes
Cat
Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.
Stupid blonde
Why did the blonde run in circles all day long...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good w...
AGE DRINK...
AGE DRINK
17 Wine Coolers
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How to Clean a Cat
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the re...
Animal Trickery
A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Afr...
Questions, Questions
Why is it that to stop Windows 95 or 98, you h...
El sacerdote de la comunidad
El sacerdote de la comunidad se dirige al �rea...
The Vet
A man runs into the vet's office carrying his ...
The End of Poe's Raven
The End of the Raven By Edgar Allen Poe's Cat...
College Entrance Exa
You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Corr...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liqu...
The retail store
Q: Where does the cat go when it looses it's t...
Cat Technical Support
This is an actual account by a worker at a tec...
You Might Be a Redneck If...
- You think "loading the dishwasher" means get...
New Label Instructions!
Actual Label Instructions
On can of wet cat...
Foreign language
A mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking a...
A babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are...
Macho Mice
Three very macho mice are standing around tryi...
Cat's Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray this cushy ...
Animal Clinic
A man brought a very limp dog into the veterin...
3 Burglers
There were three burglers. One night, they dec...
From a cat-alogue!
Q: How do cats buy things?
A: From a cat-alog...
KINDERgardeners dont no any better
One day a little boy went to kindergarden for ...