Cat Jokes

Cat Jokes

Cat Hating Husband


A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to g...

Tough Mice


There were three city mice sitting at a bar. T...

How to Tell if You're a Grinch


This is a set of essential personality tests t...

The difference between a cat and a comma


What is the difference between a cat and a com...

My Cat Minton


I have a cat called Minton. When he eats a shu...

What's in the bag?


A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a s...

Dog Poetry


I Lie belly-upIn the sunshine, happier thanYou...

Potatoes


A red head, a brunett and a blondy are busted ...

Patato sacks


Once there was a blonde a brunette and a red h...

Automated Diagnosis


A man with stomach trouble wanted to try the n...

Q: How many fat-cat


Q: How many fat-cat factory owners does it ta...

Cards That U Won't Cheer


Hallmark Cards That Never Made It I'm Sorry!My...

Cats & Dogs


Q: How do you make a dog meow?


A: Put it in...

Things NOT to say on a date


Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?I really do...

Cats and Pills


INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL


1. ...

Veterinarian?


Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 ...

A TEENAGER IS...


- A person who can't remember to walk the dog ...

Potatos


A blone, a brunette, and a red head, were runn...

Fall off chair funny


there was a highjacker on a plane and he had 3...

Thoughts From Women...


Thoughts From Women About Being A Woman


The ...

Claude


Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, sc...

Actual Events


These are actual events that took place in our...

A Qwik Quiz


WORLD'S EASIEST
QUIZ!


FOR ALL OF YOU THAT ...

School Files


And who says our educational system is in dire...

Tough Mice


Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about...