Hallmark Cards That Never Made It I'm Sorry!My tire was thumping,I thought it was flat.When I looked at the tire,I noticed your cat! Get Well SoonYou had your bladder removed,and you're on the mend.Here's a bouquet of flowersAnd a box of Depends. Bad HangoverYou totaled your carAnd can't remember why.Could it have beenthat case of Bud Dry? Cheer UpHeard your wife left you,How upset you must be,But don't fret about it,She moved in with me!
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