there was a highjacker on a plane and he had 3 weapons a knife a pitchfork and a bomb.
he dropped the knife and a little boy on the ground went runnin to his nieghbor screamin a knife killed my cat.
then the highjacker{h.J}dropped the pitchfork and the kid cried to his nieghbor"a pitchfork just killed my dog""
then the h.j dropped the bomb and the kid went crakin up to his nieghbor sayin my mom farted and the house blew up
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