Car Jokes

Car Jokes

Let Me Warm You


This couple out on a date get a flat tire whil...

Senior Driver


As a senior citizen was driving down the freew...

The chicks cry Rap


One night a guy was driving in the woods until...

3 Guys in Heaven


Three guys die and go to heaven. The first goe...

Education for women


Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both. Appreciating...

Technical Cars


Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of...

Blonde Guy


He was so blonde that...


he spent 20 minute...

Why did the blonde t


Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police c...

Corvette Bicycle


A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-s...

10 Parenting Laws


1. The later you stay up, the earlier your ch...

The Main Gate


A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main g...

Put either of 'me in a car and their screwed.


Q: What do Darren Milan (Collingwood footballe...

Car just broke down


A priest and a nun are on their way back home ...

Baked beans


Once there lived a woman who had a maddening p...

Nagging Wife vs. Dru


A drunk is driving through the city and his ca...

Family Life


We have a traditional marriage. . . My husband...

GM -vs.- Microsoft


Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of...

Your local ambulance has a


Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.You w...

Car Problems


A man's car breaks down right in front of a fa...

Cops in oldies home


An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up a...

No soy un completo in�til...


No soy un completo in�til... Por lo menos sirv...

This is really spooky.....


An anagram, as you all know, is a word or phra...

Turn back your car odometer


A blonde made several attempts to sell her old...

$500 Porsche


A man was reading the paper when an ad caught ...

A very depressed man


There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at...