A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, �Where have you been?� �I've been to the pub,� slurs the drunk. �Well,� says the cop, �it looks like you've had quite a few.� �I did alright,� the drunk says with a smile. �Did you know,� says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, �that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?� �Oh, thank heavens,� sighs the drunk. �For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.�
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