Noticing that her boss's fly was open, the embarrassed secretary
told him as she was leaving the office, "Your garage door is
open." The bewildered executive didn't know what to think until
a co-worker told him what she was referring to.
He decided to have some fun with her. The next day, he called
his secretary into his office and said, "Yesterday when my
garage door was open, did you see a long red Cadillac with a
hard top?" "Oh no," she replied, "It was a little pink
Volkswagen with two flat tires up front."
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