A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is involved in a car accident and
falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes
up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the
doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your Uncle
from Cork came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh No, not my Uncle... he's an nutcase!"
She asks the doctor,� Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise."
"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew."
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