A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of
problems selling
it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told
her problem to
a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her,
"There is a
possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not
legal." "That
doesn't matter," replied the blonde,"if I only can sell the
car." "Okay,"
said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine.
He owns a car
repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter
in your car
back to 50,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell
your car
anymore." The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to
the mechanic.
About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did
you sell your
car?" "No," replied the blonde, "why should I? It only has
50,000 miles on it."
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