Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the
reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the
woods. They spend a fortune.
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing
happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until
finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other
and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen
hundred dollars?"
The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.