A Marine was coming home from the Pentagon one day. He noticed that there was
a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all of the traffic
had come to a halt. He saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asked the
cop what was wrong. The cop said, "Man we are in a crisis situation. Mr. Clinton
is in the road very upset. He does not have the $33.5 million that he owes his
lawyers, and his family hates him. He is threatening to douse himself in
gasoline and start a fire." The marine asked the cop exactly what he was doing
there." The cop said, " I feel sorry for the president so I am going car to car
asking for donations." The marine asked, "How much do you have so far?" The cop
replied, "Well as of right now only 33 gallons, but many people are still
siphoning as we speak!"
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