Anniversary Gift
John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to cel...
Car Jokes
Dui?
Two drivers collided on a country road. One wa...
Penguin and his car
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizo...
Feeding A Gorilla
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and...
How does a blonde turn off the night light?...
How does a blonde turn off the night light?
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You may be an Engineer if...
If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wif...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard ad...
10 Parenting Laws
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your chi...
Driving
The other night I came home late, and tried to...
The AOL Car
1. The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MP...
Things I've Learned from My Children
1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as...
Yo mamma so black
yo mamma so black, she stepped out the car and...
Did You Hear...?
As it rolls downhill...
Memo from Director G...
Why Did You Die?
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his ...
Bill Gates Joke 1
Why does Bill Gates drive a car with 1 wheel?
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Auto Biography...
Auto Biography (noun)
The life story of a ca...
Brittany Spears
HONK, if you love Brittany Spears... Then driv...
Stay over one night
A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were drivin...
A journey of drinks
Late one Friday night, a policeman spotted a m...
WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
Why Dogs are Better than Women:
Dogs don't c...
Stranded in the desert!
One day a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette we...
Kid's Wisdom
Never trust a dog to watch your food. -Patrick...
Joke ville
yo momma is so fat look`s like see is trying t...
Stupid Blondes
One day, two blondes drove their convertible c...