One day a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were riding in a car when it broke
down i the middle of a desert. The best thing they could do was try to walk
towards civilization. SO the redhead said, " I'm going to bring food so when I
get hungry, I can eat some." The brunette said, "I'm going to bring water so
when I get thirsty, I can drink some." then, the blonde said, "I'm going to
bring the car door so when I get hot, I can roll down the window!"
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