Car Jokes

Car Jokes

The Brass Rat


A man, visiting San Francisco, noticed a musty...

Coffe Addict?


You know you are addicted to coffee if ...


Y...

The 2000 Darwin


The 2000 Darwin awards!And the 1999 Darwin Awa...

How the rich stay rich


Before going to Europe on business, a man drov...

Your mama's so stupid...


Your mama's so stupid she failed a blood test....

Idiot Sightings!


IDIOT SIGHTINGS...


Sighting #1:
I was at th...

Fun at 100 MPH


A young couple was out carousing one evening. ...

A Bunny Story


Once there was a man who was peacefully drivin...

Things To Do to kill time


Find a cure for AID's, tell no one.


Build a ...

Car break trouble


A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a...

7 Signs you're at a funeral for a NASCAR fan


1 ) Casket features GM Goodwrench paint scheme...

Three Boys


Three young boys were sitting on the sidewalk ...

1 stupid mama


yo mama is so stupid instead of locking her ke...

Race Car


Your mama is like a race car she burn fifty ru...

Stupid Criminals


Another exciting episode of "Stupid Criminals"...

Put him in the front seat.


Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the...

A man was driving in his red when he saw a...


A man was driving in his red when he saw a old...

Stop and Go


There was a blonde walking down
a sidewalk an...

Fishing For a Sale


A keen country lad applied for a salesman's jo...

Constipated Car


Sign on an "old" car's bumper...


"This car i...

The Top 14 Surprises in Monica Lewinsky's Testimony


14. Ken Starr's original request was for Monic...

Honk if...


Bumper sticker I spotted recently on the 405 f...

How The Rich Get Richer


A businessman walked into a New York City bank...

Clocks in Heaven


A man passed away and went to heaven. When the...

You Know You Are Too Serious About Computers...


1) When you add a third modem to your dedicat...