Car Jokes

Car Jokes

Stupid Car Theif


A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and m...

No Money for Food


One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of...

Locked Car


Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying t...

The new merger name game!


Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Ful...

You Know You're From California When...


The fastest part of your commute is down your ...

Slow cop


A woman was driving her old beat up car on the...

Barking dog

how do u stop a dog barking in the back of the ...

Memory lapse


An agitated patient was stomping around the ps...

Under the bridge


A truck driver was driving along on the freewa...

Blond Quiz!!


If you awnser YES for any of the following you...

You might be a redne


You might be a redneck if you go to cut the gr...

Movies Teach Us


Life Lessons Learned At the Movies


* It is ...

What Would You Say?


Tragically, three friends die in a car crash, ...

Q: How many members of


Q: How many members of the P.L.O. does it take...

Dogs vs. women part 1


Why Dogs Are Better Than Women - Part I


Dogs...

Yo mama is so fat


Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

How unfair?


This is a long one so I apologise now!


3 me...

Now he's in trouble


A police officer had just pulled a car over. W...

The dumb blonde and her used car!


A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was ha...

No wonder:


A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be ad...

Irish DUI


Late one Friday in Dublin, a policeman spotted...

Clinton one-liner


My other car was cancelled by the Clinton Tax ...

Redneck quickies 14


You might be a redneck if...


You won't stop ...

You've tried to quote Jeff


You've tried to quote Jeff Foxworthy and screw...

The blond field


There was a blond woman driving on the open hi...