An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist's office, running his hands through his hair, almost in tears. ''Doctor, my memory's gone. Gone! I can't remember my wife's name. Can't remember my children's names. Can't remember what kind of car I drive. Can't remember where I work. It was all I could do to find my way here.'' ''Calm down. How long have you been like this?'' ''Like what?''
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