Car Jokes

Car Jokes

The girl how says lives in a sematerie


Their was once a man in a car that was driving...

I Don't Need Anything Else


A married couple is driving down the interstat...

Stop poking me


The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, a...

Reaching the end of a job interview


Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human...

Microsoft Engineer


There are three engineers in a car; an electri...

A guy arrives at the pearly gates


A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to ...

Naming the Twins


A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant wi...

Foreplay


Jewish foreplay is three hours of begging.


I...

Your own car uses more


Your own car uses more gas and oil than anyone...

Depressed


There's this guy in a bar, just looking at his...

Determining if you're drunk or not


An Irishman who had a little to drink is drivi...

Chicken and Horse


A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow...

Sad but true


Talk about bad luck - this lot takes the cake!...

How is a blonde like a halogen headlamp?...


How is a blonde like a halogen headlamp?


The...

Jinx


After thirty-five years of marriage, Bernie is...

Flat tyre


This couple out on a date get a flat while dri...

Wrong Time, Wrong Place - 1990 Darwin Awards nominee


A man tried to commit a robbery in Renton, Was...

Dent repair


A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in ...

Redneck Defined


You're probably a redneck if your family tree ...

Redneck Custody


You might be a redneck if, your wife's hairdo ...

A good dumb blonde joke


one day a brunnet a redhead and a blonde were ...

Need a BMW


A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow....

The kind lawyer!


One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in ...

Perfect People


It seems that this perfect man met this perfec...

Unhelpful Wife


A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in h...