The new merger name game!


Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become -


Hale Mary Fuller Grace.


Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become -


Polly-Warner-Cracker.


3M and Goodyear merge to become -


MMMGood.


John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become -


Deere Abi.


Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become -


Zip Audi Do Da.


Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become -


Honey I'm Home.


Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become -


Mine All Mine.


Federal Express and UPS merge to become -


FED UP.


Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing reproductive organs.


Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become - Fairwell Honeychild.


3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become
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3 Penney Opera.


Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge and become


- Knott NOW!

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