Car Jokes

Car Jokes

A man's car stalled on a country road one morning.

A man's car stalled on a country road one morni...

An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm.

An accountant is in a car travelling with a far...

Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car.

Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving ene...

Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip.

Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. The...

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

What does a frog say when it washes car windows...

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

What does a frog say when it washes car windows...

What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?

What is the first thing ghosts do when they get...

A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree.

A man walks outside to his car for work, when h...

Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.

Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go t...

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's to...

A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

A woman walks into a bank in New York City and ...

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

What does a man who loves his car do on Februar...

What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey?

What's the difference between a sigh, a car and...

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash? - H...

Why did the spider buy a car ?

Why did the spider buy a car ? So he could take...

A car was involved in an accident in a street.

A car was involved in an accident in a street. ...