A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood. About five minutes later, he hears some thumping sounds and looks around to see someone taking stuff out of his trunk! He runs around and yells, Hey, bud, this is my car! OK, the man says, You take the front and I`ll take the back.
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