A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Washington, DC. He saw a man standing near the curb, and asked, Listen, I'm going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this store? What? the man huffed. Do you realize that I am a member of the United States Senate? Well no, the tourist said, I didn't realize that. But listen, I'm really in a bind so I'm going to have to trust you anyway.
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