Car Jokes

Car Jokes

A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge.

A young woman was appearing in court to face a ...

Knock Knock Who's there !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ? Bar...

Knock Knock Who's there !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ? C...

Lawyer: Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly?

Lawyer: Now that you have been acquitted, will ...

A man was complaining to a friend.

A man was complaining to a friend. I had it all...

Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis.

Two men were changing in the locker room after ...

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

What do you call a man who opens the car door f...

Men are like old car tires.

Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of ho...

Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team.

Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect L...

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive...

Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?

Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked hi...

One day a lady was driving on the Highway.

One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She ...

Martin had just received his brand new drivers license.

Martin had just received his brand new drivers ...

Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale.

Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 ...