A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the car and look at the problem. The software manager says, I can't do anything about this - it's a hardware problem. The hardware manager says, Maybe if we turned the car off and on again, it would fix itself. The marketing manager says, Hey, 75% of it is working - let's ship it!
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