A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.
A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight n...
Car Jokes
After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialist equipment, the McLaren team decided to fire their pit crew and hire four of the youths as most races can be won or lost in the pit lane.
After seeing a documentary on how inner city yo...
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at th...
Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the radio.
Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual m...
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York ...
A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.
A state trooper pulled a car over and told the ...
A man is driving down the road for a long period of time.
A man is driving down the road for a long perio...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse.
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. ...
WIFE: There's trouble with the car.
WIFE: There's trouble with the car. It has wate...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over? A nun i...
Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?
Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten p...
Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car.
Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine Eu...
How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?
How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a ...
What car do insects drive?
What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automob...
My dad is stupid.
My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norweg...
What is the meaning of afford?
What is the meaning of afford? It's the car mos...
Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding.
Two wizards in a car were driving along and the...
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It ...
Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?
Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ...
If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel.
If you watch the way that many motorists drive ...
What should a teacher take if he's run down?
What should a teacher take if he's run down? Th...
What sort of a car has your dad got?
What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't re...
A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area.
A man was in court charged with parking his car...
On Fred's 17th birthday, his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson.
On Fred's 17th birthday, his Dad said he'd take...
What is an autograph?
What is an autograph? A chart which shows car s...