Car Jokes

Car Jokes

Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on o...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost ca...

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?...

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her...

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police ca...

One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

One day while a blonde was out driving her car,...

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving.

A car was driving down the street when all of a...

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm.

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. S...

A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit.

A blonde and her husband were driving home, whe...

Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?

Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A...

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost ca...

Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on o...

My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.

My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon i...

When Bernard got fired from his last job they were really tough.

When Bernard got fired from his last job they w...

Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A...

An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident.

An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car acci...

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?

Q: When driving through fog, what should you us...